Showing posts with label Funny Urdu Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Urdu Sms. Show all posts

What Is The Colour Of Frequency

What is the Colour of Frequency?   Ans: Purple   How?   Frequency=1/time   means 1/sec   1sec = Ek Pal 1/Pal= Per Pal   Per Pal= PURPLE..!   PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :...
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All My Friends Are Getting Jobs

All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married.   . . . . . I am just getting more awesome.....
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Ultimate Beezati A Boy Texts A Girl

Ultimate Beezati A Boy texts a girl . . Boy: Hey! . Girl: Hi! What u doing? . . Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world. . Girl: Aww How cute! . . . Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!:p...
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Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le ja...
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Sees a fat man

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin.   Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only!   Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can si...
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Super Power

Education Is A Power   But    Co-Education Is A super Power :...
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Mairi Doston Ki Pehchan

Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi Faraz . . Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay ha...
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Mairi Pairon Talay Zameen

Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi Faraz . . Jab Girl Friend ne kaha Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa ...
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Single Vs Relationship People

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People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking Mele Babu ne kya khaya . . . . . . . . . Meanwhile, Single are still Busy in Saali Rajai me Hawaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai ...
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