Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta ha...
Showing posts with label Funny Pathan Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Pathan Sms. Show all posts
Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha
in: Funny Pathan Sms Funny Urdu Sms
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
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Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
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Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le ja...
Jahaz jab urta hai
in: Funny Pathan Sms Urdu Sardar Sms
Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he
Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
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Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh ja...
Aaj Mai Bus Ke Peche Bhaga
in: Funny Pathan Sms
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach ja...
Teri Bhabi Se
in: Funny Pathan Sms
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE ...
Teri Bhabi Se
in: Funny Pathan Sms
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE ...
Yaara Dukan Wale
in: Funny Pathan Sms
1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya H...
Ghusal ke kitne faraaiz
in: Funny Pathan Sms
Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain??
Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei?
Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota.
Pathan, sochny k bad bola, 4
Molvi: Shabaash
Kon Kon Sy ??
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Pathan: TAAP, DaBa, Sabun ty Toliya....
1 Pathan Cinema Mai Film Dekh Raha Tha
in: Funny Pathan Sms
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pa...
1 Pathan Namaz parh Raha Tha
in: Funny Pathan Sms
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia h...
Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari
in: Funny Pathan Sms
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hu...
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