Mene Suna Hai Ke

Wife:

Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.

To aurton ko kya milay ga?

Husband:

Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

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A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said

A famous inspirational speaker said:

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife

Audience was in shock and silence..

He added: she was my mother

A big round of applause & laughter!

 

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who was not my wife

standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

 

by the time he gained his senses,

he was on a hospital bed,

recovering from burns of boiling water!

 

Moral: dont copy if u cant paste!

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