True love is about touching her heart
not touching her private pa...
Showing posts with label Adult Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult Sms. Show all posts
Naked lady gets into a taxi
in: Adult Sms
A naked lady gets into a taxi
The taxi driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly
Lady: havent u seen a naked women in ur life.....????
Driver: no mam I am just wondering where u have kept the money to pay me.
Moral- concentrate on your wor...
Pappu in garment shop
in: Adult Sms Pappu sms
PAPPU was working 1st time in a garment shop
A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz
PAPPU thora sharmakar bola G aaj pehni na...
In A Party A Lady Wanted
in: Adult Sms
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikha...
A Short Thing Its Get Longer
in: Adult Sms
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman breast
& enters into a small hole
What is i...
Aik Larka Larki Se
in: Adult Sms
Aik larka larki se
I love u
larki! But i hate you
larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu.
Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar ha...
If A Key Opens Lots Of Locks
in: Adult Sms
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks,
then its a master key,
but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then its a shitty loc...
Close Your Eyes Relax Your Body
in: Adult Sms
Close your eyes,
relax your body,
N
stop breathing as long as you
can
Now breath... I miss you
as much as you missed the
air....
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