True love is about

True love is about touching her heart

 

not touching her private part

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Naked lady gets into a taxi

A naked lady gets into a taxi

 

The taxi driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly

 

Lady: havent u seen a naked women in ur life.....????

 

Driver: no mam I am just wondering where u have kept the money to pay me.

 

Moral- concentrate on your work,

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Pappu in garment shop

PAPPU was working 1st time in a garment shop

 

A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz

 

PAPPU thora sharmakar bola G aaj pehni nahi

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In A Party A Lady Wanted

In a party a lady wanted

to go to toilet so

she inquired with a sardar

papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

 

sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao.

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer

A short thing

its get longer as u hold it

& pass between woman breast

& enters into a small hole

What is it?

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Aik Larka Larki Se

Aik larka larki se
I love u

larki! But i hate you 

larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu. 

Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar hai.

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If A Key Opens Lots Of Locks

Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks,
then its a master key,
but if a lock is opened by lots of keys,
then its a shitty lock.

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Close Your Eyes Relax Your Body

Close your eyes,

relax your body, 

N 

stop breathing as long as you 

can 

Now breath... I miss you 

as much as you missed the 

air..!

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