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Funny Pathan Sms
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Funny Pathan Sms
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Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi ...
Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha
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Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chu...
Jahaz jab urta hai
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Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad . . . . . Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na...
Aaj Mai Bus Ke Peche Bhaga
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Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye. . 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Reksh...
Teri Bhabi Se
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Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. ...
Teri Bhabi Se
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Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. ...
Yaara Dukan Wale
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1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho? Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai
Ghusal ke kitne faraaiz
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Molvi, pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hain?? Pathan: Fraaiz kiya hota hei? Molvi: Jin k bagher ghusal mukammal nai hota. Pathan, so...
1 Pathan Cinema Mai Film Dekh Raha Tha
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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy ...
1 Pathan Namaz parh Raha Tha
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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha . To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai. . Pathan Namaz thor k...
Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari
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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari.. Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay. or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay. PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo J...
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