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True love is about

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True love is about touching her heart   not touching her private part

Naked lady gets into a taxi

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A naked lady gets into a taxi   The taxi driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly   Lady: havent u seen a naked women in ur lif...

Pappu in garment shop

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PAPPU was working 1st time in a garment shop   A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz   PAPPU thora sharmakar bola G aaj pehn...

In A Party A Lady Wanted

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In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,   sardarji replied u na...

A Short Thing Its Get Longer

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A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman breast & enters into a small hole What is it?

Aik Larka Larki Se

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Aik larka larki se I love u larki! But i hate you  larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu.  Larki yeh nhein...

If A Key Opens Lots Of Locks

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Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then its a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then its a shitty lock.

Close Your Eyes Relax Your Body

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Close your eyes, relax your body,  N  stop breathing as long as you  can  Now breath... I miss you  as much as you missed the  ...
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