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Adult Sms
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Adult Sms
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True love is about
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True love is about touching her heart not touching her private part
Naked lady gets into a taxi
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A naked lady gets into a taxi The taxi driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly Lady: havent u seen a naked women in ur lif...
Pappu in garment shop
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PAPPU was working 1st time in a garment shop A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz PAPPU thora sharmakar bola G aaj pehn...
In A Party A Lady Wanted
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In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u na...
A Short Thing Its Get Longer
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A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman breast & enters into a small hole What is it?
Aik Larka Larki Se
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Aik larka larki se I love u larki! But i hate you larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu. Larki yeh nhein...
If A Key Opens Lots Of Locks
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Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then its a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then its a shitty lock.
Close Your Eyes Relax Your Body
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Close your eyes, relax your body, N stop breathing as long as you can Now breath... I miss you as much as you missed the ...
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